"...And then, he started talking this crazy shit about how he was gonna' get some poor sap from fuckin' UPS from behind...You know. Fuckin' get'em from BEHIND. And like...dude, he fuckin' said, 'I'm gonna fuck'em in the ass with a titanium cactus', and I was like WHAT THE FUCK!? I'm tellin' you, crazy motherfucker, that guy..."